C&C. What Would Jesus Do? Would Jesus Attend Super Bowl?
February 12 | Posted by mrossol | Critical Thinking, Interesting, Personal DevelopmentI do not have answers but I do have questions about what the response of the American church should be. mrossol
Source: IMPLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY ☙ Monday, February 12, 2024 ☙ C&C NEWS
The Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl in overtime last night by a single field goal, 25-22, sending the San Francisco 49’ers back to street cleaning duty. For its part, the Super Bowl won the Wokest Sporting Event competition, with pre-game Pfizer sales rep Travis Kelce sashaying into Tiger Stadium in a sparkly designer leather outfit and matching purse, featuring expensive, high-production-value ads asking whether Christians could possibly be more hypocritical, and kicking off with an interminable, incomprehensible, intentionally-exclusionary, and designed-by-committee National Anthem just for black folks, terrifyingly forecasting the painfully-extended openings we must surely endure in future Super Bowls, once they add in all the other groups’ special songs, like the Indigenous People’s National Anthem, the National Anthem for Venezuelan-Americans, and the Fiji Islander-American pineapple-salsa-themed National Anthem.
At least they’ve stopped with all the kneeling. Oh, and I just remembered. I think we own the rights to Ukraine’s National Anthem now, so they might as well jam in that one, too. Here’s Taylor Swift’s boyfriend in his special Super Bowl Day outfit, which honestly looks like something he was forced to wear as a punishment because he dropped the ball too many times in practice or lost a bet or something:
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