Better in their words…

Source: ☕️ LEFT-HANDED TURBO CANCER ☙ Sunday, July 23, 2023 ☙ C&C NEWS

WORLD NEWS AND COMMENTARY

💉 Well, I guess now I have to apologize again, dang it. Last week I reported on Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s sudden and unexpected collapse, who was then hospitalized and fitted with a cardiac monitor for his dehydration. Critics got after me, bleating “Jeff, there you go again, suspecting the shots every time somebody just needs a couple pints of Gatorade.”

I don’t know why I always find something suspicious when fit, healthy people with high-performance jobs and top medical care — including staff to make sure they have whatever they need — suddenly have mysterious health incidents and get “dehydrated.” I suppose it’s a personal failure. Or maybe they’re right, I’m just a contrarian.

Well, apparently Netanyahu’s test results are back and sure enough, the Prime Minister was only dehydrated. I owe him — and all of you — an apology. Here’s how yesterday’s Fox article described the events leading up to Netanyahu’s hospitalization:

Netanyahu said that he was at the Sea of Galilee without water or sun protection when he fell ill last weekend. Israel was undergoing a heat wave, with temperatures hitting 38 degrees Celsius or 100.4 degrees Fahrenheit.

See? He just forgot his sunscreen. It’s a warning for us all, and I guess I was wrong. Oh, one more thing. I’m so happy to see that the Prime Minister is now going in for immediate surgery to have a pacemaker installed, to make sure the leader of Pfizer’s test country doesn’t get dehydrated again:

Now remember: it was definitely dehydration, and not vaccine-induced myocarditis. Or if it is myocarditis, it’s totally unrelated to his recent hospitalization for dehydration. These things happen.

Take a lesson, folks. Stay hydrated and put on sunscreen! Or get a pacemaker. Either way. I’ll try to do better.

💉 In the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department, a completely schizophrenic article from yesterday’s Boston Globe earned its own screen-shotted headline, because you might not believe me. The article focuses on the turbo cancer problem that we already know about, but you won’t believe the psychological knots the Globe is tying around its brain to avoid even mentioning the single obvious suspect:

Look past the absurd list of sugary drinks and bad sleep for a moment, and note the real news, the new admission in the subheadline: “early-onset cancers … appear biologically different.”

How about that? Brand-new types of cancer.

The article begins with a personal-interest anecdote. Local Manchester-by-the-Sea resident and avid runner Chris Gosline, 40’s, went to the urgent care center with a sore shoulder. The visit eventually ended with a shocking hospital diagnosis of stage 4 liver cancer. You might even call it “turbo cancer,” although the Boston Globe didn’t.

It would understate the facts to say Gosline was stunned by the sudden and unexpected diagnosis. The fit runner told the Globe, “I’m not overweight. I’ve been running my whole life. I eat well, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink heavily. I don’t do drugs of any sort,” he said. “You feel like you’re following all the rules, doing right by your body, then out of nowhere….”

He’s not the only one. Dr. Kimmie Ng, director of the Young-Onset Colorectal Cancer Center at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, is starting to see lots of Chris Goslines. “]necdotally,” Dr. Ng explained, “I can just tell you that so many of my young patients that we see are perfectly fit. They’re marathon runners, they have healthy diets, they are not obese. And so it does go beyond just obesity.”

It’s so strange and mysterious and baffling! According to the Globe, Chris’ story is “part of a worldwide trend:”

An array of cancers — colorectal chief among them — are striking people younger than 50 at higher rates than in previous decades, prompting new screening guidelines, new research, and growing concern… doctors are concerned about the upward trend, as they increasingly diagnose malignancies once infrequently seen in anyone under 50.

It’s not just how fast these new cancers appear and progress, either. They look different. Dr. Andrew T. Chan, a gastroenterologist and chief of the Clinical and Translational Epidemiology Unit at Massachusetts General Hospital, said his young adult patients who undergo colonoscopies after a routine gastrointestinal complaint often find they already have polyps, a precursor to colon cancer. “We’re finding polyps at 25 or 30 years old,” he explained. “It’s clear that there is something different happening even before someone turns 25.”

Something different is happening, all right.

Strangely, the polyps and colon cancer tumors Dr. Ng is finding in young people are forming on the left side of the colon and in the rectum, but no such pattern is seen in the old. No one knows why. I found that bizarre left-sided fact especially mysterious, especially given the shots are usually injected into peoples’ left arms. Plus, young people with metastatic colon cancer — even if more fit and getting more intensive therapy than their elders — are showing bleak survival rates that are no better than older people, according to a recent study cited by the Globe.

But our Nation’s doctors, who instantly knew everything there was to know about a brand-new, novel Chinese coronavirus and brand-new, never-before-used mRNA injections, everything, every little thing, are now COMPLETELY BAFFLED by turbo cancer in young healthy people. Timothy Rebbeck, professor of cancer prevention at Harvard’s T.H. Chan School Of Public Health, admitted it’s a “very hard question that none of us really know the answer to.”

It’s a very hard question. Nobody knows the answer! It’s the purest kind of enigma; a mystery buried in a box of riddle jacks. It’s almost like the solution is right there, in plain sight, but they just can’t make it out.

Healthy adults are supposed to have low rates of disease like cancer. But now, “there’s a lot of us out there, come to find out,” Chris Gosline explained ruefully. “People living a healthy profile. Then, out of nowhere it’s, boom, you have cancer. … There’s something going on out there, some variable.”

Out of nowhere — boom! Chris might be on to something. There’s some kind of hidden “variable” out there. What on Earth could it be?

Maybe it’s … processed food destroying gut bacteria! “We do think that it may be other changes in the environment,” Dr. Ng said. “Is it increasing antibiotic use? Is it components of these ultra processed foods that have emerged with modern lifestyles, that is changing the microbiome?”

It’s something in the environment, all right.

It’s easy to see why doctors are now completely baffled by turbo cancer, even though they were one hundred percent confident about covid. They’re baffled about all these new rapid-onset cancers because the government isn’t telling them what to say this time. Since most doctors are mindless, robotic, insurance-form-filling frauds in white lab coats, they are completely at sea when there’s no handy government bureaucrat around to tell them what to say.

The Globe’s article ultimately seemed schizophrenic. On the one hand, the reporter tried her best to throw up a fog of aerosolized cow manure in the form of every other possibility but the jabs. On the other hand, she also included undeniable facts that completely undermined her replacement theories.

For example, the Globe described the slow, all-age increase in American cancer rates since the 1970’s, suggesting this might be part of a trend. I wonder what would show up if they plotted that long, slow trend against the number of vaccines typically administered every year? Anyway, it was meaningless since all the anecdotes and comments from experts centered around a recent dramatic increase in rapid cancers, of a whole new type, which mooted the long, slow trend line as a cause.

Next, the Globe threw out the long list of usual lifestyle complaints, things doctors have been harping on since before I was born. Bad habits like sitting all day, eating meat and drinking sugary beverages, overusing antibiotics, and staying up too late with the lights on. In other words, it’s our own fault. The Globe moralized that these bad habits can disrupt people’s metabolism and cause inflammation. So.

But again, none of those lifestyle problems are new. Nor are they causally linked to turbo cancer. And most ironically and fatally to the Globe’s lifestyle argument, the article started out describing Chris Gosline and other “young, fit, healthy” people — people who obviously ARE NOT eating poorly and sitting all day or otherwise falling prey to bad health habits.

Finally, and most damning to the Globe’s “it could be anything” and “it’s been growing for a long time” theories, was the fact these new turbo cancers express clear biological differences never seen before, like polyps and tumors appearing only on the left side of people’s colons and rectums. “The very youngest patients do seem to have a biologically different disease,” Dr. Ng admitted.

Unlike how the Globe reported every new covid variant, its article about turbo cancer ended on an upbeat note. It explained how the National Cancer Institute has now listed early-onset cancer as one of the “grand challenges” for researchers and plans to award $25 million next year to a team that has the biggest breakthrough. This also proves the phenomenon’s recency.

If only science had identified cancer and bad health habits as a problem before now. Science must have overlooked it.

“It is encouraging that so much attention is being paid to the early-onset cancer issue,” Dr. Rebbeck told the reporter. “There is scientific progress being made, and I hope we will have answers.”

Me too. I also hope we have answers. But I’m not waiting around for them.

🔥 New York Post journalist Emma-Jo Morris testified before the House Weaponization Committee this week about her experience reporting the Hunter Biden laptop story before the 2020 elections.  At least she’s kept her sense of humor.

As a reminder, Emma’s fully-sourced article — run in a national newspaper — that first exposed the “ten percent to the Big Guy” email, was immediately blocked online as Russian disinformation, and caused the NY Post to be banned from every social media company.  Fifty-one intelligence officials then signed a joint public letter calling her reporting Russian disinformation.

https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1682032928124174336

Then we found out it wasn’t Russian disinformation, and the fifty-one intelligence officials have yet to apologize for or even explain their blunder. Now Emma’s testimony is part of the Nation’s official Congressional record.

What is being relentless exposed is the intentional and illegal interference by the intelligence agencies in the 2020 election. And you know what we do with election interferers. After a fair trial, of course.

Drip, drip, drip.

🚀 According to online ship trackers, just one week after ending the agreement to allow Ukrainian grain shipments, Russia has now completely cut off all the embattled country’s major sea ports, like Odessa. Earlier this week, Russia announced that any ships in the region would be considered hostile.

This is a major military and economic blow to Ukraine, and one wonders how long the country can survive. Even though the previous grain shipping deal prohibited military materiel, almost everybody believed that Ukraine was receiving lots of heavy equipment through its Black Sea ports. So what will this mean for Ukraine’s slow-motion CounterOffensive™?

It’s hard to say, but it can’t be good. Consider this article published in CNBC on Friday:

Risks? What risks, specifically?

A hat tip to blogger BioClandestine for the shipping map. He broke the early story about Russia’s initial air strikes apparently targeting U.S. biolabs in Ukraine, at a time when the U.S. was still denying there were any biolabs in Ukraine at all.

🔥 Lockdown chic is back! Amaze yourselves with this astounding new psyop from yesterday’s New York Times:

If only this timely article had run before Prime Minister Netanyahu enjoyed his salty afternoon at the Sea of Galilee, he might not have gotten so dehydrated that he needs a pacemaker.

🚀 German mercenary Jonas Kratzenberg, who says he fought for Ukraine ranks for months, described the widespread corruption in the Ukrainian ranks in a recent video. He reported rampant hi-jinx including: guns loaded into civilian cars in the middle of the night, glocks that went missing after two days, constant lying from the Ukrainians at every level, constant misinformation and gaslighting and rough mistreatment of foreign volunteers, and seizure of advanced gear from soldiers while still in use.

https://twitter.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/1682776083832406018

Of course, videos like this are almost impossible to verify. But it was consistent with Ukraine’s long, sordid history of its culture of corruption, which has apparently continued to the point that corporate media even reports about it from time to time.

Needless to say, it’s difficult to run a successful counteroffensive under these kinds of conditions. It almost sounds like the Ukrainians aren’t valuing very highly all their free military gear or something. Maybe if we just dump enough weapons on them, the black market will become saturated and then they’ll start using the gear to fight with. Is that the plan?

🔥 I hardly know what to say about this recently-posted instructional TikTok, about the economics of amateur prostitution. There are so many layers to it. We could talk about the implications of wide scale erosion of heterosexual norms, the sexualization of young Americans, or the train wreck that is fourth-wave feminism.

But watch for yourself:

https://twitter.com/JoshLekach/status/1682875088788672512

To me, her most significant line was, “Then I cried, which was free.”

🔥 For contrast, for another point of view, listen to this next young lady’s heartfelt complaints. She is not wrong.

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1682944226307489793

This will probably trigger some folks, but the answer to her implicit question is: Church. Church is where she can find a nicer young man who isn’t infested by porn and non-commitment. She, like the entrepreneurial young lady, are both experiencing spiritual crises. Sadly, I don’t think anyone is explaining that to either one.

These young people need better answers. Go out there and tell them, because nobody else will.

And have a very blessed Sunday! C&C will be back tomorrow with a new, 100% organic, rainforest-friendly, artificial-intelligence-free serving of Coffee & Covid.

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